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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2005|11:51 pm]
TimSauer
If you get more than 70 then you are a movie whore

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) The Mexican
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
() Blazing Saddles
( ) Garden State
(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Young Frankenstien
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
() Saw
() White noise
() White Oleander
() Anger Management
Total here: 8

() 50 First Dates
() Jason X
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Resident Evil I
()Resident Evil 2
(x)The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
Total Here: 12

() The Village
(x) Donnie Darko
(X) Lilo & Stitch
(X) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
() 13 Ghosts
() Signs
(X) The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() White Chicks
() Butterfly Effect
() Thirteen going on 30
(x) I Robot
(x) Dodgeball
(x) Universal Soldier
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
() Along Came A Spider
( ) Deep impact
Total here: 8

(x) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x Meet The Parents
() Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
() Halloween
() The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
() Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
() Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
() Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
() Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
() Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
() Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm Street
() Sixteen Candles
(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
(x) Seven (SE7EN)
(x) Oceans Eleven
(x) Oceans Twelve
( )Identity
Total here: 21

( ) Lone Star
(x) Predator I
( ) Predator II
(x) Independence day
( ) Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
(x) My Boss' Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
() Frailty
() Hoosiers
() How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x ) Mars Attacks
Total here: 6

( ) Event Horizon
() Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) X-men 1
(x) X-men 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
() The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
(x) The Hot Chick
() Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(x ) Old School
(x ) Ray
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
Total here: 8

(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
() A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
() Hitch
( ) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars episode II Attack of The Clones
(x ) Star Wars episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars episode VI Return of The Jedi..
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
() Air Force One
(x) For Richer or Poorer
() Trainspotting
( ) People under the stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
() Sound of music
(x) Parent Trap
( ) The Burbs
(x) The Terminator
() Empire Records
(x ) SLC Punk
( ) Meet Joe Black
( ) Shichinin no samurai
() A Clockwork Orange
() The Order
(x) Spiderman
(x) Spiderman 2
( ) Amelie
Total here: 16

(x) Mean Girls
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) The Incredibles
(x ) Collateral
(x) The Fast & The Furious
(x) 2 Fast 2 Furious
(x ) Sky Captain Of The World Of Tomorrow
( ) Closer
Total here: 8

() Titanic
(x) Saved
(x) Bowling For Columbine
(x) Farenheit 9/11
(x) The Sixth Sense
(x) Artificial intelligence (AI)
( ) Love actually
( ) Shutter
(x) Ella Enchanted
(x) Princess diaries 1
(x) Princess diaries 2
( ) Constantine
( ) Million Dollar Baby
(x) Envy
(x) Eurotrip
() Malibu's Most wanted
() Big Daddy
(x) Black Sheep
(x ) The Breakfast Club
(x) West side story
Total here: 13

(x) A Christmas Story
( ) Spanglish
(x ) Pulp Fiction
( ) Sleepover
() The Evil Dead
( ) Killer Klowns From Outer Space
( ) The Seed of chucky
(x) Vanilla Sky
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
() Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
() Interview With The Vampire
() The Crow
( ) Black Rain
(x) Reservoir Dogs
(x) Wayne's World
Total here:6

(x) Wayne's World 2
(x) 21 Grams
( ) Blow
() Edward Scissorhands
( ) Clerks
(x) Beauty and the Beast
( ) Guess who
(x) Monster In-Law
(x ) Elf
(x) Stuart Little
( ) Stuart Little 2
( ) Mall Rats
() Chasing Amy
(x ) Dogma
(x) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Total here: 8

(x) Beetlejuice
(x) The Last Samurai
() The Amityville Horror
() The Aviator
(x) Romeo and Juliet
(x) Barbershop
( ) Beauty Shop
() Legally Blonde
(x) Legally Blonde 2
( ) The Forgotten
(x ) Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
() Grudge
Total Here: 6


Total= like 120
I added them real quick in my head so the total is probably wrong

There were a bunch of terrible movies on this list
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Sign this [Sep. 21st, 2005|12:24 am]
TimSauer




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Concerts Concerts Concerts Pt.2 [Jul. 29th, 2005|11:55 pm]
TimSauer
The last entry was all about me. I wrote, rather selfishly about my own experiences and left nothing to fill the reader and enhance his/her own journal visit. Its time for me to write some invitations and you guys are all on the VIP list.
With the introduction out of the way its actually just my seasonal plea to beg people to attend concerts with me.

August 9
Coldplay
Cinci

This one is sold out I figure but I just want to brag that I get I will be in attendance.

August 19
Twista/Nappy Roots
State Fair

This concert is free and was originally supposed to be the Ying Yang Twins which would have been better. But since it doesnt cost a cent I cant complain. Also I plan on hookin up with at least six dark skinned beauties at this show.

September 10
WRZX XFest
Disturbed
Shinedown
FUEL
Smile Empty Soul
Cold
(http://www.wrzx.com/main.html)
This concert really excites me because it brings Fuel back and thats something I think we have all been waiting for. Without Fuel this summer I have to admit its hasnt been the same. Tix are like 20 bucks. Also this reunites me with Disturbed. For those who dont remember the first time I saw Disturbed, Brad Wise pushed me into a mosh pit and I hurt myself. Also during that concert Amber Petter touched Marcs weiner through his pants and then I told John Shumway the next morning at the muffin shop and he was super pissed. You have to remember, touchin someones ding dong with a pair of protective jeans overtop was a big thing in high school.

Sept 16
WLRS FEST
VHS or BETA
(www.wlrs.com)
Thats the only announced act so far but Im sure it will be worth checking out for like 10 bucks or whatever. Hell if nothing else Ill just go with Petter and let the good times roll.

Sept 18
WXEG XFEST
Dayton, Ohio
(http://www.wxeg.com/main.html)
No lineup has been announced but it will be this Monday. My guess is that Fuel will play this show. Once again I am reminded of a Brad Wise story. I went with Brad to Dayton to visit the college one time and it really blew my mind. These kids were party animals and I of course assumed thats how college would be. It never occurred until now that it was probably the most partying I have yet to experience on a college campus. These guys brought a keg home and made all this spaghetti and danced to YOU'S A HO while they ate dinner preparing like warriors to go into party battle. They watched BraveHeart during the day to get the testosterone going so they could overpower girls by nightfall. Anyways, its XFest and I plan on checking it out.

Sept 24
BUZZFEST X
Nashville
(http://www.1029thebuzz.com/)

Last year the headliner was Velvet Revolver and tix were 11 dollars. That is enough to hook me. Plus Ive never been to Nashville and would like to check it out.

Oct 10
Weezer
Kaiser Chiefs
Foo Fighters
Columbus, Ohio

Ive told some people about this one and there is interest. Those that wanna go will have to act quickly once presale starts because Im gonna want good seats. Its like 40 bucks but I know it will be well worth it.


Thats it for now
Check back for updates

Yes Im a dork and I know it
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Concerts Concerts Concerts Pt.1 [Jul. 29th, 2005|11:08 pm]
TimSauer
The title is to be read like "Marcia Marcia Marcia" but with the word concerts instead.

I went to Lollapalooza in Chicago last weekend and after having been removed from it for a week I will offer my opinions. I only went Saturday because we started wondering the town on Sunday and by 1230 it was already too hot. The high was supposed to be over 100 degrees and in a crowd that would be even hotter.
Saturday

Perry Farrell

First thing I see is Perry Farrell on the kids stage singing. We go closer to check it out and he is singing a song about a happy dolphin that swims in the sea and smiles. Thats no joke. You're my hero but you need a new day job.

Kaiser Chiefs

This band is going to be the next huge thing. Mark my words, next summer it will be the kaiser chiefs selling out Jillians and moving the concert to the Louisville Palace. The lead singers voice was completely gone and even went out during a few songs but they still managed to steal the show. I bought the cd when i got back and its all Im listening too.

Dashboard Confessional

I caught like 25 mins of their set and it was decent. Most of it sounded the same and nothing really jumped out at me. They played their hit singles and it was just like hearing the stuff on the radio; they didnt offer anything spectacular in a live show. The highlight was their cover of Wheatus': Teenage Dirtbag. Not that it was an excellent cover but simply because of all the songs in the world this was the one they covered. It reminds me of seeing Wheatus at LRSfest and having the lead singer sign dirty autographs for me and my pals.

Cake

I was really looking forward to this set but was torn because I also wanted to see The Bravery. We ended up pretty far up in the crowd and surrounded by some people that were totally drugged out. I guess maybe this band is too cool for me or something because I dont get it. The songs were just stupid and people were totally buying it. He had the crowd screaming about goats going to hell or sheep, I just remember thinking how ridiculous the whole thing was. There was this girl next to us who had to be on esctasy or something and she had this stupid fucking grin on her face the whole time that will seriously haunt me forever. If I was in the position I would find her and tape public service announcements with her dancing to Cake to get kids to not do drugs. In conclusion I will have my Cake and eat it too, not listen to it.

Billy Idol

I am actually changing my opinion on this one. Initially I was disappointed because he didnt play Cradle of Love and played too much new stuff. But after thinking about it, its Billy Idol and he can do whatever the fuck he feels like. Lollapalooza is a bunch of bands playing 45min sets, no need for wardrobe changes. Billy Idol said fuck that, Im playing dress up. He seriously had like 6 changes. He would take a shirt off and flex and then put on another shirt then take it off hold a sign up to his chest and put another on.



After Idol I sort of wandered around for awhile looking for hand sanitizer because these mushroom trippin homosexuals started feeling on me and my brother and offering us ecstasy. I take a piss and when I step outside two guys are real close to my brother and he is engaged in awkward conversation with them. I join up to get him away and they start talking about how they are on shrooms and how Perry Farrell is hot and how it is soo weird that we were listening to the dolphin song because they were too and it was like a connection. Then one of them like stroked my arm and I wanted to leave. They asked if we party? We said no and they then offered us X.

Weezer

Unlike Cake, I finally get it with this band. Since the concert I have read a bunch of reviews and a number of sources said this was one of the greatest Weezer performances of all time. Ill admit that i was expecting Rivers to be insecure and uncomfortable on stage but this guy is a legit rock star. They played an hour 15 mins and kept the crowd into it the whole time.These people knew every word to every song, it reminded me of a Metallica concert in that way. This show turned me into a Weezer fan.

I took this picture of myself and am proud of it.
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(no subject) [Jul. 7th, 2005|12:38 am]
TimSauer
If ever there was a bandwagon to jump on... this is it
The Untrue Story of Terry Meiners
It has finally happened, the movie is on dvd. This digital versatile disc is packed tighter than my ding-a-ling in gym shorts. Included are: 5 bonus scenes with directors commentary, two previews for upcoming releases, and the "movie that defines this generation"*.
Order your copy now!

In other news, production is to begin on the sequel in the next few days.
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Invitation [Jun. 8th, 2005|02:16 pm]
TimSauer
I want to see all of the old crew and I know the old crew wants to see me.

Let us gather together at the St Pius X Picnic this Friday Nite.

Leave a comment or call my cell if you want it on this action.

502*387*0440
(Dont give this number out to strangers unless they have candy)
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(no subject) [Jun. 7th, 2005|11:48 pm]
TimSauer
[music |LA Confidential in background]

List 5 things you do when alone that relax you completely. then tag 5 people and have them post their five things in their journal. Alright, here you go:

01. masturbation
02. meditation/deep breathing
03. guitar
04. prayer
05. dvd/cd
TAG!
01. Liz
02. Richard
03. Chad (I want an update from the UK)
04. Emily
05. Billy

Today at Target my dad decided to be his mature self and picked up a jock strap off the clerance rack. He held it with two fingers barely dangling and giggling and then threw it at me. My mom was like wow that was real grown up.

Detroit beat Miami.

Tonight I rented Citizen Kane, LA Confidential, & Mr. 3000
One of these things is not like the other
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(no subject) [Jun. 6th, 2005|01:33 am]
TimSauer
Blade Trinity
Girl:They caught us with our pants down.
HHH's character:Pants down? They pretty much fucking ass-raped us!

On a completely unrelated note
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

If you cant tell I got my coldplay tickets today
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(no subject) [May. 19th, 2005|03:33 am]
TimSauer
I dont want to post a review yet because my adrenaline and emotions are still going strong but I will say this.

Go See Star Wars Episode 3 tommorow at midnight or in the next few days. It may possibly be the greatest film ever. EVER.

Ill be there again at the midnight opener and you should be too.
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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2005|01:48 am]
TimSauer
I'm not sure when I last updated. I think it was during finals week. So far this summer I havent really done anything eventful. Saw two movies, Fever Pitch and Kicking and Screaming, the latter of the two was hilarious. You commoners can check it out starting tommorow but I saw it Wednesday and its the best Will Ferrell movie that I have seen in some time.

Now to the reason that I have posted this. All you EMO mother fuckers listen up. I know you got your little emo haircuts and glasses and pouty faces adn you think thats pretty cool. Your Emo Screamo is now the It thing for tweenies across the nation who have yet to experience real music. Instead of continuing my assault I want to speak through my art. Enjoy:
http://www.zippyvideos.com/115511889265855.html

This is Emo as I see it.
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